5 animal species that I think could transform into hotter humans than The Beast

When I was 6 years old I watched The Beauty and the Beast, and when I watched the Beast transform into a human my 6 year old self went…woah. Talk about a glow-up. I need the name of his surgeon!

I think it’s safe to say that all weren’t attracted to the beast when he was in his animal form - but when he turned human we turned on and it was startling because his animal form didn’t give any hint of future hottness!

Just imagine if Beauty and the Beast transformations could happen on animals that are already kind of hot to start with. The result would be incredible.

Here are 5 species of animals that I think would turn into hotter humans than The Beast did

1. A black jaguar…oh my god, yes

One night, at peak boredom, Bridget and I tried to decide which animal was the hottest of all time. (Side note, just how unhinged do I sound in this particular blog post? Very?)

At any rate, after lots of Googling and passionate debating about animals, we decided there was a clear winner, and it was the black jaguar. Especially the ones with green eyes. God damn. About to make me act up. 

And when you compare a black jaguar’s animal form to that of The Beast it’s just…I mean it’s not even a fair competition

2. A leopard

Basically, big cats are the hottest of most animals. It’s just…I mean, what can I say. It is known.

While a black jaguar reigns supreme, coming up in a close second place is a leopard. Something about the pattern of their spots just rings as so incredibly regal to me. Elegant, majestic, and definitely one true love’s kiss away from turning into something really sexy!

3. This kangaroo

As any good Aussie will tell you, kangaroo’s are vicious. They’re actually incredibly dangerous because they’re strong, fast, and they can box you. Australia’s really something, right?

At any rate, what is dangerous is also sexy. The below kangaroo is no exception, and I 100% think they would be a sexier human than the beast was.

4. A gorilla. Specifically a silverback gorilla because it just sounds sexier.

Maybe it’s because the monkey family is closer to humans evolutionarily than any other species, but something about a gorilla is just…human-like in certain parts, but bigger and stronger in even others. A gorilla is kind of like the beast but without the horns and the long face - so hotter than the beast by two notches! Here, I’ll even prove it below with a side-by-side.

5. One of those horses with the really great hair

Caveat here - the horse would turn into a hot girl human. I guess the horse could turn into a hot boy human, but something about these types of horses just rings as “girl” to me. Maybe it’s because their hair is so silky and keratin-filled. Maybe it’s because of the majestic way they prance around a field. Something about them though definitely tells me that if they turned into a human, they would be hot, and also maybe cyber-bully me online. That’s the type of hot I’m after!

So please, I’m begging you (because it’s truly important) let me know if you agree with this blog post. Are there any species of animals that could possibly be hotter than the ones I picked? And do you think the black jaguar is the sexiest animal of all time - humans included. Yes or yes?

Until the next one,
S