I’m a big fan of using “New Year’s Resolutions” as a way to be funny, outrageous, and memorable. Because here’s the thing about resolutions - they’re the same: working out, eating healthy, who cares.
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They grossly overestimated their attractiveness and now it’s sitting in your text thread - haunting you.
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Ready for a controversial post? Let’s talk about why I’m now Anti-Porn…despite writing a post about Riley Reid just a few months ago…
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Celebrity pairings give me life. I weirdly enough care about who is dating who, and how their relationships work. I know all about the inner workings of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard’s marriage (granted, they never shut up about it).
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Look, I know that I belong with Elon Musk. Despite the fact that our horoscope compatibility says “unlikely” and when my dad found out how old he was he said “no way in hell,” I really do think that Elon is the man for me, and I want to prove it to you
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This isn’t advice about “taking the high road” or “being the better person,” but this is advice that is meant for your benefit. I firmly believe that you should never call your ex insane, or psycho, because each time you do that, it subconsciously gives them power, and places you in the victim narrative.
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There’s something incredible about the United States Postal Service centers. They are horrible places where all hope goes to die and I’m fascinated by how they can be so exquisitely awful.
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There are a few things I miss about being single, so let me share them with you in the hopes that you - if you are currently single - can be appreciative and grateful for these aspects of your life that you get to have, and I am currently missing out on.
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Are my overhead lights making my apartment look cheap? Could table lamps and standing lamps be the solution to an upgraded interior look?
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Today I want to share some hacks and tips I’ve learned and utilized over the years to make my small space look bigger (and fancier) than it really is - starting with the kitchen.
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Despite how often I bitch on this blog, it turns out that I actually love a lot of things as well! I love them so much that I have no notes for them on improvement.
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Certain people believe that the earth has a hollow center, and if you think about it, the core concept of this idea has kind of been around since forever.
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Just imagine if Beauty and the Beast transformations could happen on animals that are already kind of hot to start with. The result would be incredible.
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No one ends up on a blog post like this without typing some form of a vulnerable question into Google and let me tell you if you’re Googling, “is my relationship maybe toxic?” there’s a strong chance it already is.
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Instead of taking a hormonal pill, or getting an IUD put into your body, try watching this video of Matthew Morrison from Glee dancing. It’s just as effective, and won’t cause any risk of blood clotting.
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I broke it all down in this post, but I’ll go through and share my tips of what drove the most money, which of these tasks were the most (and least) time intensive, and which gigs I would suggest for you to try, too!
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If there’s anything good that’s come out of this pandemic, it’s the ability to creep into people’s homes through a Zoom-sized square on your computer.
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Allow me to present 5 shoe commercials that would trigger Ben Shapiro more than Cardi B’s WAP music video.
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If I have to play King’s Cup one more time I think I’ll be pushed to swear off drinking entirely. Leave the monogamy for relationships - let’s include some variety in our pregames.
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