6 celebrity couples that I'm manifesting happen in 2021
I used to spend my weekends manifesting that COVID would be over, but now that COVID is officially #cancelled (thank you, vaccines) I have time free to manifest something else equally important.
Enter: Celebrity Couples.
Celebrity pairings give me life. I weirdly enough care about who is dating who, and how their relationships work. I know all about the inner workings of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard’s marriage (granted, they never shut up about it). I have read pages of content about the Brad/Jennifer/Angelina love triangle.
And it’s now my turn to offer Hollywood some advice. Here are 6 celebrity couples that should happen in 2021, because baby, they would be talked about.
1. Cara Delevingne and Tove Lo
I have tweeted about this before, but there would be no hotter lesbian couple than Cara Delevingne and Tove Lo. They are edgy, gorgeous, and alternative enough to be cool, but hot enough to still be envied.
First of all - look at them. But secondly, there is range here. Cara is an actress, and model from England. Tove Lo is a singer and artist from Sweden. Together they could be one of the top 10 hottest couples to come out of Europe, and that is saying a lot. Which takes me to point 3 - look at them (again) because they’re seriously so hot
2. Britney Spears and one of those whales from Sea World
Stay with me folks, because this could be something beautiful.
If Britney Spears started dating a whale from Sea World, people at first would be like…wait what? But then you think about it, and suddenly things start making sense. Whales want to be free…just like #FreeBritney! Whales are entertainers…just like Britney Spears is! Whales are hairless, and I’m pretty sure most female celebrities in Hollywood are hairless as well! Britney Spears and the Seaworld whales actually have a lot in common. I’m rooting for these crazy kids to make it!
3. Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss (please)
The literal second that I get into heaven (well, here’s hoping) I am heading straight to The Big Guy and asking him one question and that question is: What happened with Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss?
These ladies were the best of friends…and by that I mean they were obviously dating. They even got the same haircut which confirms it because we all know in the gay community there is the troupe of people who date partners that look exactly like them.
I would literally bet my life that they dated. And honestly, betting my life is a win/win because if I lose and then I die, I get to ask God exactly what did happen between them. I can’t go wrong!
4. Jeff Bezos and one of his employees who works in the Amazon factory
I love observing Jeff Bezo’s life. To me, he is a funny character to watch. He’s like…a bald super-villain with all of this money, who had his dick pics come out? And then he wrote an op-ed about it? And then started dating this other woman? Who, credit to Jeff, was kind of around his own age even though he’s the richest man in the world?
I am fascinated. I am intrigued. I am tickled pink by him.
And yes, I know he’s horrible because we #HateCapitalism or whatever else is trending this moment, but just let me have this! I want to be tickled by Jeff Bezos’ insanity!
Anyway, if he started dating one of his employees who work in the factory, it would be iconic. I just want Jeff Bezos to date someone new because I need some more drama and gossip in my life. Manifest it!!!!
5. Shakira and Shannon McNamara
I have been lusting after Shakira since I was a pre-teen. To me, Shakira is the ultimate woman. This is why I can’t stop tweeting about her.
She also has the amazing ability to be both sexy and cute. Most people cannot do this.
Angelina Jolie? Only sexy. Megan Fox? Only sexy.
Emilia Clarke? Only cute! Emma Stone? Only cute!
Shakira, though. Shakira can do it all.
6. Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande deciding to make Round 2 happen
Until COVID is officially over (is that something that happens? or despite vaccines are we ethically meant to quarantine until we die?) I will be hungry for gossip!
I need something to entertain me until everything opens up again, and the entertainment that I choose is following the messy relationship of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande.
They fascinated me as a couple. Truly, they fascinated all of us! It’s also great when artists date each other because then after the breakup, the drama continues - with songs from Ariana and stand-up specials from Pete.
They need to make round 2 happen again because frankly, we need this!
Please, please light a candle and join me in some light chanting so we can manifest these celebrity couples for 2021. And if you have any celebrity couples that you think would make a good match, drop them in the comments below. You would make my day! No one ever comments on these blog posts. So I’m actually going to be manifesting two things now - celebrity couples, and blog post comments.
Manifest it!!
Until the next one,
S