How to help your friend realize her boyfriend is no good horrible person - without revealing that you hate him yourself.
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Certain food items in the grocery store bully me about living alone and not having a family. My womb may be barren, but at least my fridge is fully stocked!
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The only negative of being stood up at the movies is that the ticket collector people and the snack people will know you’ve been stood up. Because you’ve just been standing there awkwardly for 15 minutes.
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It is never a good idea to stalk your ex online, and I’ll tell you why: You’re either going to see a picture of a sunset or some meal-prepped food…or you’re going to see them with a new partner and find yourself fully on the verge.
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Many times I’ve stood in front of the mirror with a daring hair style or outfit - only to second guess myself before leaving and remove the “fun” part of my look for fear of being judged!
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I love how Kiera Knightley is somehow always riding away on a motorcycle (wearing chic Chanel boots) in a way that leaves you going…will there be a part 2? When does the next commercial come out? I need to mark this on my calendar, quick!
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A rule I’ve learned during my 27 years here on earth is to never tell someone who their doppelgänger is. If someone ever asks you “hey, what celebrity do you think I look like” there is only one correct answer, and that is Adriana Lima.
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I fall into the trap of thinking “how do other people perceive me?” way too often, and it’s a mindset that I’m convinced no truly great person has ever had. Joan of Arc probably didn’t wonder about how people perceived her.
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Life is hard enough as is. When you add “taking responsibility” and “being accountable” into the mix it becomes downright exhausting! Why not side-step responsibility altogether?
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But like any game of courtship, you need to play your part! Don’t just throw yourself at the FBI…make them work for it a little bit.
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Some people think anxiety rates have risen due to smart phones, or social media - but I know what the real reason is. Jenga, Operation, and other triggering children’s games that first introduced me to anxiety.
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Disney created two of the most iconic wingmen of all time with Lumiere the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast and Sebastian the crab from The Little Mermaid.
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Ever since people got the hang of Zoom, and realized that you can turn on a feature where the camera blurs your skin, we haven’t been able to take our eyes off of ourselves. Is it just the fact that I’m living alone and I haven’t seen another person in 36 hours, or am I getting cuter???
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