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No woman on earth has ever said "hmm, I wasn’t going to sleep with him on the first date, but since he split the bill and told me he doesn’t want to settle down, and picked a cheap dive bar for us to go to…I guess I will sleep with him now!”
Read MoreWhen I reach the pearly gates of heaven (here’s hoping) and get to ask God my one question, you can bet your ass it will be 100% centered around Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss’s relationship.
Read MoreJust imagine if Beauty and the Beast transformations could happen on animals that are already kind of hot to start with. The result would be incredible.
Read MoreNo one ends up on a blog post like this without typing some form of a vulnerable question into Google and let me tell you if you’re Googling, “is my relationship maybe toxic?” there’s a strong chance it already is.
Read MoreInstead of taking a hormonal pill, or getting an IUD put into your body, try watching this video of Matthew Morrison from Glee dancing. It’s just as effective, and won’t cause any risk of blood clotting.
Read MoreI broke it all down in this post, but I’ll go through and share my tips of what drove the most money, which of these tasks were the most (and least) time intensive, and which gigs I would suggest for you to try, too!
Read MoreI find the formula of flirting so fascinating. The way double entendres can be provocative, how the number of seconds that you hold a silence for can mean something - it’s all so exciting. And when it’s done well? I mean - you have my heart.
Read MoreIf there’s anything good that’s come out of this pandemic, it’s the ability to creep into people’s homes through a Zoom-sized square on your computer.
Read MoreAllow me to present 5 shoe commercials that would trigger Ben Shapiro more than Cardi B’s WAP music video.
Read MoreIf I have to play King’s Cup one more time I think I’ll be pushed to swear off drinking entirely. Leave the monogamy for relationships - let’s include some variety in our pregames.
Read MoreHow to help your friend realize her boyfriend is no good horrible person - without revealing that you hate him yourself.
Read MoreCertain food items in the grocery store bully me about living alone and not having a family. My womb may be barren, but at least my fridge is fully stocked!
Read MoreThe only negative of being stood up at the movies is that the ticket collector people and the snack people will know you’ve been stood up. Because you’ve just been standing there awkwardly for 15 minutes.
Read MoreIt is never a good idea to stalk your ex online, and I’ll tell you why: You’re either going to see a picture of a sunset or some meal-prepped food…or you’re going to see them with a new partner and find yourself fully on the verge.
Read MoreMany times I’ve stood in front of the mirror with a daring hair style or outfit - only to second guess myself before leaving and remove the “fun” part of my look for fear of being judged!
Read MoreI love how Kiera Knightley is somehow always riding away on a motorcycle (wearing chic Chanel boots) in a way that leaves you going…will there be a part 2? When does the next commercial come out? I need to mark this on my calendar, quick!
Read MoreA rule I’ve learned during my 27 years here on earth is to never tell someone who their doppelgänger is. If someone ever asks you “hey, what celebrity do you think I look like” there is only one correct answer, and that is Adriana Lima.
Read MoreI fall into the trap of thinking “how do other people perceive me?” way too often, and it’s a mindset that I’m convinced no truly great person has ever had. Joan of Arc probably didn’t wonder about how people perceived her.
Read MoreLife is hard enough as is. When you add “taking responsibility” and “being accountable” into the mix it becomes downright exhausting! Why not side-step responsibility altogether?
Read MoreBut like any game of courtship, you need to play your part! Don’t just throw yourself at the FBI…make them work for it a little bit.
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